Monday, December 31, 2012

Irritable Bowels of Dubai

Did you know that Dubai has one hell of a stinking poop problem? Consider this. The tallest building in the world, Burj Dubai, stands 822.8 meters tall and boasts the fastest elevators in the world, each one of these bad boys will zip you up and down at 64 kilometers per hour. The building holds the highest residential floor and highest observation deck in the world. We should not forget that they also have the worlds highest swimming pool.

I really appreciate the magnificent, beautiful things humans create when they put their mind to it. The only problem, is that when creating such spectacular things we must first think about some of the not so pretty things, like a proper sewer system. What is most amazing, is that building things like sky scrapers and artificial islands, a lot of planning is involved. Nobody ever said, "Golly, maybe we should first think about a proper sewer system before we start building?" That thought literally did not occur to anybody? Not a single human being in the city of Dubai thought that maybe it would be a good idea NOT to have poop truck carrying ten thousand pounds of shit out of Dubai every single day?

Here are the details. If you do not believe me, go to the video featured at the end of this blog. Drivers rent poop trucks. That's right, I said poop trucks. They make their money by each visit to the worlds tallest building, and other large buildings. The more buildings they cyphen poop from, the more money the driver makes. Each truck carries up to ten thousand (10,000) gallons of human shit.

They are required by law to empty their tanks at a designation sanitation station. The problem is that with the population boom, and the amount people poop every day the drivers end up waiting in poop truck lines for days. These poor drivers have to camp in their poop trucks before reaching the sanitation facility. They resort to dumping the contents into man holes or on the side of the road. The excrement goes into the earth, ground water, and onto the beaches. After dumping the excrement, they race back to Dubai and fill up the tanks with another ten thousand pounds of poop. It is a vicious cycle, I mean...this shit never ends.(pun intended)

You know why these brilliant billionaires build all of these super tall buildings, hotels, and luxury condominiums without a decent sewer? There are no awards for having the fastest, coolest, most efficient sanitary system. People do not "ooh" and "ahh" over a great sewer, but they will go "ohh" and "ahh" because the Prince genetically engineered his pet sharks to glow in the dark.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Feminists pissed off over Big Bang Theory Rape Joke

I thought that this was worth noting, but Rebecca Watson and many of the Tumblr feminists have their panties in a bunch over the latest episode of the Big Bang Theory. First, lets watch what these people are pissed off about before we get all up in arms too.

Now that we had a chance to watch the episodes. (Note: there are two clips worth watching, the one I embedded above, and the one linked HERE.) I watched both episodes, then went to Becky's twitter account to see if she was saying the outlandish things everyone claims she is saying.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A critique of John The Other -

On Tuesday, September 18th 2012, John the Other posted a Blog entitled Attacking Male Sexuality. He previously accused me of skimming over, and not actually reading one his blogs about Marc Lepine. I did read his Marc Lepine article. But since he has no way of knowing what I did or did not read, I will not take it personally.

Today, I am enthusiastically responding to that accusation by reading another one of his blogs and conducting an analytically write-up. I conducted a random search for his blogs and discovered this one, Attacking Male Sexuality. It was the first blog that I found, there is no reason I selected this blog over any others.

In the past, I found that some MRA writers and members to be no different from radical feminists. They tend to start off with good ideas, then wander off into the land of conspiracy theories and paranoia. I approached John's above mentioned blog with the intention of being just as fair to him as I would any of the feminists. I approach his blog with the same blunt honesty that I would approach any other person.

After reading John's essay, I end up concluding that his blog contains some good points. I will prove he makes some horrible points, lacks research, and leaves many loose ends. With a  combination of unanswered questions, bad stylistics, dichotomous thinking, he ends up shooting himself in the foot.


To set the tone of this analysis, I will be looking John's blog from a few different angles. I will look at the specific ideas, and examine what evidence he presents backing up those claims. I will look at his sources, and ask if he is simply regurgitating the opinions of other like minded people, or is he relying on peer reviewed, double blind studies. Finally, I will examine how effectively he communicates his message.

To start off, we should first make a concise definition of Conspiracy Theory. With a clear definition of conspiracy theory we will achieve two things. First, we will be able to identify whether or not John's relies on any conspiracy theory in his blog. This is necessary because clarity is the counterbalance of profound thoughts. A person can have a million profound thoughts, but if they cannot clearly express them, then their ideas cannot amount to anything concrete. Second, we will be fair to John. A person should not accuse him of being a conspiracy theorist when his arguments do not clearly meet the definition of conspiracy theory.

Oxford English Dictionary Defines Conspiracy Theory as: a belief that some covert but influential organization is responsible for an unexplained event. I am not sure if I am okay with that definition, because some events have clear explanations  like 911. We know Osama Bin Laden is responsible, we have evidence to support that conclusion, but there are still conspiracy theories that 911 was an inside job. Perhaps this definition would work: A belief that some covert, but influential organization secretly plan and carry out a harmful act. Wikipedia offers a similar definition: A conspiracy theory explains an event as being the result of an alleged plot by a covert group or organization or, more broadly, the idea that important political, social or economic events are the products of secret plots that are largely unknown to the public. I am happy with the Wikipedia definition because it is more specific and comprehensive than any other definition of conspiracy theory that I have seen so far. That is the definition I will use in this examination.

So lets begin....

Monday, December 10, 2012

Got Demons?

Two years ago a Christian, Larry Wilson, wrote an extensive blog explaining why people become possessed by demons. What’s more, is that he produces a wealth of Bible verses backing up his claim that demons are real and out to get you. I must admit that I love it when the Christians produce Biblical evidence proving that Demonic possessions are real, slavery is morally justified, and god hates homosexuals. They really make my job a lot easier.

As I painfully read the mumbo-jumbo, I couldn’t help but laugh the lunacy of it all. The study of demons and demonic possessions is as meaningful as studying the magical power of unicorns. I hope my readers appreciate how painful it is for me to sit down and read this load of hogwash. I mean, the insanity of it all literally has a physical effect on me.

The author explains that demonic possession comes about when a person becomes more sinful. The demon jumps into their body, making the evil-doer even naughtier. He explains that when people commit horrible crimes, it is often because they are possessed by a demon and cannot help themselves.

The issue was How Does a Person Become Demon Possessed? After all, this is a serious problem. Right in Milan Italy, the Catholic church were getting so many requests from disgruntled parents that they set up an exorcism hotline. I understand that parents can be in denial that their kids are brats. But I do not see how it is better to say, "my kid shoplifted because he was possessed by a devil."

Seven Simple Rules

Seven Simple Rules 

See the counterpart >> 8 Rules to being an Atheism+ Feminist <<

Lesson One: You are a victim
As long as you have a penis, you do not have to take responsibility for anything that you do. Feminist have been oppressing men for decades. You are completely powerless in your life. No mater what happens - it is not your fault.

Lesson Two: You have no power over your reproduction
Never forget that you have no reproductive rights. Condoms are a feminist invention created to trick you into thinking that you have power over where your sperm ends up. Vasectomies are also a big lie, and always fail. The entire system is rigged against you.

Lesson Three: Misogyny does not exist
Women invented words like: cunt, bitch, slut and whore - and ensured that there would be no male counterpart to those words, for the sole purpose of creating the illusion that misogyny is real. Remember even if it looks misogynist it isn't because misogyny is not real. There is probably an elaborate, overly complicated explanation involving the Illuminati. Just remember, women do not have a hard time in life because they are women.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

PZ Meyers, another lesson in lazy blogging

¨A lesson in Lazy Blogging Part Deux ¨

In another shockingly lazy blog, Paul Zachary Myers slammed everyone who is not a feminist, stating they are no better than mass murderer, woman-hating Marc Lépine who targeted, and executed several women at the École Polytechnique de Montréal. It is obvious that PZ Meyers did not read my last blog about him, and has no intention to improve his writing, critical thinking, or one dimensional analysis of the facts. He has once again published an overly simplistic, brazenly superficial blog, calling all of us (those who do not subscribe to his brand of feminism) a bunch of lunatics who secretly want to embark in a murderous rampage against women.

Back Ground
Marc Lépine ( Gamil Rodrigue Liass Gharbi) was born to Canadian woman, Monique Lépine and Algerian father.  His father was authoritarian, jealous, possessive, abusive and contemptuous of women, treating his mother like a secretary and slapping her in the face anytime her writing had a typo. Sr. Gharbi believed that women were only intended to serve men. He was neglectful, cruel and abusive towards his son.

After severely beating his son so badly that the boy had welts all over his body for a week, the mother finally left her husband and filed for divorce. Gamil changed his name to Marc Lépine out of hatred for his father.